Dan

the biggest guy ever

Dan is so big

by anonymous November 22, 2021

dan spargo

When you pull a ligament in your knee whilst sleeping. You do this by trapping your foot In a crack and twisting in bed,

'Haha! You're so puny you're a jack Plowman!'

He did a dan spargo, what a retard.

by Banta42069blaze December 8, 2014

Dan

the biggest twat in the history of mankind

you see that guy over there? what a fucking dan.

by twat101 November 22, 2021

The Lieutenant Dan

To tie your partners ankles to their upper thighs in an attempt to make them a paraplegic. Them having sex with them.

How bout we do something different tonight baby? I'm thinking we try the lieutenant dan.

by swanny2008 March 22, 2010

Dan-holting

When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.

Karen was totally Dan-holting the situation.

by Banana75 May 30, 2022

Dan

A independent Girl who has been hurt many times.she is very loyal and will do anything for her friends.She will always be there for you no matter what.When you are not around them everything seems boring she will make you laugh woth her strong sense of humor.If you know a Dan consider yourself lucky and hang on to them.

"Dan is a very loyal friend"

by dantimber March 16, 2019

Dan

The sweetest more caring partner a gal could have. So stunning every day, inside and out, Dan lights up the lives of everyone around them. The world is a brighter place when a Dan smiles.

Love you, Dan.❤️

by Frussy.org November 22, 2021