Friend: “You know what they say about attractive women that don’t conceal a firearm.”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Friend: “Get strapped or get clapped.”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Friend: “Get strapped or get clapped.”
by Johnny The Cop November 30, 2019
Get the Clappedmug. I saw an incredibly clapped woman while walking to work today and threw up my stomach onto the pavement.
by urclappedmate July 19, 2023
Get the Clappedmug. Trapping a bear, then sticking a dildo in its ear while riding a unicorn and masturbating with a dill pickle on the third Monday of the month at 7:25 am.
by Thefancypickle March 7, 2016
Get the Chit clappingmug. by NastyN8G June 15, 2023
Get the Clapping Fartsmug. by XairodeMu January 27, 2022
Get the ruger clapmug. 
