by PeterisSmelly November 10, 2018
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"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020
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In English the meaning of the name Austin is: Developed in the Middle Ages from the Latin Augustine, meaning magic dignity, or venerable. Most common as a surname.
In English the meaning of the name Austin is: Developed in the Middle Ages from the Latin Augustine, meaning magic dignity, or venerable. Most common as a surname.
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Get the Austin Crosby mug.One of the most Gigantic pussy’s out there. Can be funny at times and tries to act cool online but in all actuality he has no social life and has a brain hemorrhage when the opposition gender talks to him and simps the hardest u can ever thing of
Guy1:Did hear about Austin.
Guy2:No what?
Guy1:He simps all the time thought he was better than that
Guy2:Wow what a pussy
Guy2:No what?
Guy1:He simps all the time thought he was better than that
Guy2:Wow what a pussy
by Jerryfromearth420 March 6, 2020
Get the Austin mug.Austin is the type of guy with a deep, sexy voice. He is kind to all people and knows how to respect women. He is emo and by saying that, he likes emo music and dresses like an emo. Although he is very kind, he is broken inside. His past is very broken but he tries to hide it so others won't worry about him. He has a big... you know what I'm talking about. He is stereotyped to be very southern but most of the time isn't. His eyes are gorgeous. If you are dating him, he will make you feel like the only one he cares about. He has amazing humor and can make anyone laugh. His dream job is being a Comidian, actor, or a singer, mainly a Rockstar.
by AngelicGirl May 18, 2022
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