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Jack: You wanna go to the alternate universe?
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.
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The University of Portland loves to pontificate to the public about ethics and safety, but failed to follow their own teachings in regards to the 2018 Wally Awards or the 2001 murder of Katie Johnson.
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