Smiling Unicorn

When a girl has the guy shit directly into her mouth and gives you a blow job right after.

Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!

by Tigersex October 29, 2021

Unicorn PP

Somebody who regularly disappears despite claiming they are “always there”

Man, Marvin is a real unicorn PP.

by ShrekosaurusRex July 24, 2024

Unicorn steak

Girl willing to give up that ass for anal.

Yo, melissa got them unicorn steaks for every dude

by Hairy tuft March 03, 2021

The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.

Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.

by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023

Kookie Eating Unicorn

A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house

The kookie eating unicorn may go extinct as there is only one alive

by Kookie eating unicorn February 08, 2019

unicorn sanchez

A purplish pink stain above the lip that resembles a mustache from drinking a unicorn frappachino.

Dude you see that basic over there , she's got a unicorn sanchez going on.

by Patrick C. Bateman April 19, 2017

unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride

by xoxo April 23, 2018