Star-Lording

When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.

Dude did you hear mike was Star-Lording those twins last night?

by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

lord fergbert

A sick cunt with a big dick.

"wow look at the sex machine"
" yeh, that's lord fergbert"

by Lord Fergbert April 3, 2017

rock lord

An idiot. A useless person. Usually thinks the sun shines out their ass, but is mistaken.

Catherine is a rock lord.

by DefinerOneNiner May 22, 2014

Chife Lord

Someone who continuously hits your vape and uses up ALL of your pods

YO stop hitting my juul, you’re such a chife lord

by Beaker is a G July 19, 2018

Loop Lord

A person who watches the same TV show or movie or listens to the same song an unreasonable amount of times.

Tyrone is such a Loop Lord. He's played that song like six times in a row now.

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015