hook of the peen

It Is when you bang a hot chick .

Yo man did you see that ? He gave her the old hook of the peen

by Agentco February 5, 2020

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

hook it up

to match iotems of slothing

"I got a nice new Prada t shirt today, i'll hook it up with my Armani jeans."

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

to hook up large

-to give extra rations to; pay special attention to; to spoil with surpus materials; to be generous; to possibly suck up

to hook up large-
waiter to kitchen staff-
"hey my girlfriend is downstairs, can you hook her up large?"
"Yeah man, we can give her an extra scoop of ice cream or something"
"thanks man"

by Sr Ackwardo February 25, 2010

gropple hook

invented by Irish women
to collect the souls of others
in particular men. so a number
of adverba, typically 7.9 on avg
are thrown at bystanders until
they captcher their beautiful

filthy fish und full em full dere
gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee
in b

Old story be in Gorge Galloway land, and ar' prebby Irish lass blew three hundred pound of gropple hook out 'er ass! ~ by Yorg Bohemian Grewb Halloway

by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025

sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend

yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.

by hooey_macgoose and kluezii July 28, 2025

Hook Up

To meet someone, get together with a friend.

Hey, let's hook up later and have dinner. I'm hooking up with some friends later to see a movie.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020