Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.
" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."
by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022
Get the Mitchell van Hoofmug. by nutsie October 12, 2022
Get the Van Phammug. by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022
Get the van handymug. The idea of a dutch male, living life as a farmer, and on the side, being a man whore. Sleeps with women most of the time, and not having any complains.
by Deacon666 March 30, 2009
Get the Van Giersbergenmug. by Battle-Oozer May 11, 2021
Get the mini vanningmug. "Van Houtte added me (on facebook) last night, but I have no idea who he is!"
"Van houtte's identity is irrelevant!"
"But I just want to know wh--"
"SUSH, the winds of change are blowing..."
"Van houtte's identity is irrelevant!"
"But I just want to know wh--"
"SUSH, the winds of change are blowing..."
by The Palinator March 22, 2009
Get the Van Houttemug. by Coochie fan man December 18, 2021
Get the Coochie vanmug.