Sea Sick Starfish

When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.

Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”

by The Vagician (I do Vagic) December 9, 2022

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015

sea cricket

A person who askes a stupid or retarded question.

Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.

Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.

Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!

by Yungbasedtrapgod August 14, 2016

Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.

I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.

by DeadGoat March 7, 2023

Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.

*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷

by futuresponJ April 29, 2025

Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018