A place where there is an insane thought that you really will need this bullshit for life. Where teachers run free and thrive inside shitty moldy brick walls confinements that smell B.O. and depression. Sounds like jail, right? Yeah, but honestly jail is better than school because you're not being forced to analyze every fucking thing that comes to one of those teachers heads. You have around 6 hours of pure torture and forced thinking to get home to do something worse than Ebola - Homework. Because six fucking hours of hard labor isn't enough, you need to do around 3 hours more worth of hard labor IN YOUR OWN ABODE. If that isn't enough half of the school is full with insufficient assholes who can't read a fucking sentence for shit who, in the end, get the whole class a detention with the silverbacks (teachers).
In conclusion, drop out of school, and do drugs.
In conclusion, drop out of school, and do drugs.
" Hey do you want to go to the party tomorrow"
"Sorry Brandon, I can't because I have to go to school tomorrow, just like I do, every day of the week."
"Oh shit, I have to too. Do they even think we need social interaction?"
"No Brendon they don't."
"Sorry Brandon, I can't because I have to go to school tomorrow, just like I do, every day of the week."
"Oh shit, I have to too. Do they even think we need social interaction?"
"No Brendon they don't."
by your great uncle tyrone June 10, 2018
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You: *wakes up from desk nap and looks at light* “I-is this heaven?”
Some stupid person beside you: “no it’s school”
You: *actually dies*
Some stupid person beside you: “no it’s school”
You: *actually dies*
by OtterlyEmusing October 16, 2018
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School is gay. It's just half a prison day but worse. Well, I would rather die than go here. Instead, I do it every day. One word. GAY. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY.
by Dr. Dude Man January 3, 2019
Get the School mug.A place to get rid of your sanity, possibly make you depressed and give you anxiety. They give you breaks but with that break they give you so much fucking homework which defeats the purpose. If you don't do it they shout at you. The teachers pick favorites even though those fuckers say they like you all. The students are fucking terrible. They ruin your day, they make you fucking annoyed and want to stab them. When you're in primary school, if you tell someone you don't like them; that snitch will tell the fucking teacher and then you get in trouble because that person you hate told on you. One time a teacher during assembly said "Why do you remind your parents of yor birthday everday but you don't remind your parents about meetings?" Well miss, our birthday is our special day. Oh yeah did I mension meetings? Meetings are just for making you feel bad about everything you do, compare you to know-it-alls who are actually dumb. All in all, school sucks, teachers suck, students suck and homework sucks. Don't stay in school.
by an Amber March 8, 2019
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