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Snap

A word used in place of a bad word so you don’t get in trouble by your professor, parent, grandparent, boss, etc.
(Fuck) Ah snap I forgot my phone!
(Shit) I don’t want to hear any more of your snap.
(Bitch) Imma blow your head off ya little snap.
(Damn) Snap! That girl’s got some hot booty!
by Moon_Bug November 13, 2017
mugGet the Snapmug.

Snap Slut

A person that you only text or sext. You don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just casually flirt or sext until one of you gets bored and ghosts the other.
"I got too many snap sluts but they all just temporary"
"yeah, I have a few snap sluts right now because I'm bored, but I don't actually want to date them"
by GRIMGH0$T September 22, 2022
mugGet the Snap Slutmug.

Snap

That guy is a total snap. I should try talking to him.
by Fredintheshadows May 22, 2022
mugGet the Snapmug.

snap plant

A person who is extremely addicted to snapchat, and lives their life on their app. They have an insanely huge snap score (1.5 million+), always have 20+ contacts of the opposite gender. The male ones are either fluffy hair white guys, or broccoli heads, while the girls all have the copy and paste boring middle part straight hair. They also collect bodies like its no tomorrow.
I heard that the two snap plants in my class Luke and Ashley are now dating, I predict that they will break up via Snapchat 7 hours and 43 minutes later due to cheating on each other with 5 other people.
by David Gregory Smith July 13, 2024
mugGet the snap plantmug.

snap the stick

when someone so fat try's to loose there virginity but fail's
person1:"stick it all the way in there"
person2:"its not going to work, your going to snap the stick"
person1:"trust me ,just do it!!"
person2:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
person1:"ooops!"
by thegammingpuppy June 27, 2016
mugGet the snap the stickmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1:Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
mugGet the The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayermug.

synapse snap

A situation whereas yo wife has a momentary mental spazz status post u complaining about some work situation.
Me: Honey what's with a bit of a serious face for the past day and half?

Her: Oh nothin but if I hear about your work bs one more time, this crackpot is gonna land on yo face as it has caused me a synapse snap one time already, fool!
by agent009.5 January 9, 2014
mugGet the synapse snapmug.

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