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if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad
Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James
by finally i found a name February 17, 2025
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you just wasted a few seconds reading this

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by anonymous June 11, 2025
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Mr. Reising

The gym teacher who might be on cocaine. he runs fast and yells a bunch of hooplah! He often walks into the weight room to yell at the girls for no reason. He also has a passion for his favorite sport, Pickle Ball!
"Yay! Mr. Reising is on Vacation!"
by SleepyKitty2021 March 26, 2019
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D.r.t. (Dick riding twins)

A name used for two people fuckkng the same guy
"The same d.r.t. (dick riding twins) did it again!"
by Literallynoideadude September 22, 2023
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