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Jordan

A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
Rebecca: ew who is that turd
Her friend: lol thats the dumb head named Jordan
by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019
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Jordans Mom

I can describe her in one word Hot
You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot
by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019
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Jordan

a (vegan)
He: is that A vegan
BOb: Yes he is a vegan and a Jordan
by Dracgo458 June 19, 2019
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Jordan’s Life

aiden- hey bro did you hear about jordan’s life ?
brayden- you mean drama ?
by teheheheyolo August 1, 2019
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Jordan

Don't trust these kind of people as they aren't very reliable. They can be insecure about the physical well being but they underestimate themselves. They tend to be sporty and passionate about their goals in life. If you people a Jordan then don't let go of them
He is really good at hockey, no wonder why his name is Jordan
by Harrixane August 11, 2019
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erin jordan

erin jordan is a skinni qween who is addicted to sims 4, she loves the vampires game pack and tries to persuade her friend liam to buy it but he doesnt have an iq of a 3 year old so he doesnt waste his money, shes a slag but a rich one and loves her cats so much. shane dawson style
did you heer erin jordan got her cat?

yeah, she shoves her dick in it.

* shanae stop quaking * 💅
by peachesisqueen420 August 14, 2019
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Jordan Smith

What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~
by Famjgfx August 23, 2019
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