Stinker and Hooked

When a player (mainly football) has a horrendous performance during a game where they have had no impact, when they get substituted out (hooked).

You would yell: {insert name} STINKER AND HOOKED!
Lee Gunner: Declan Rice with a world class, vomit inducing performance STINKER AND HOOKED!
by pastypalmer20 April 08, 2025
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hooking up

Hooking up is not necessarily having sex. However, It can span from making out to having sex
“We hooked up last night”
“Did you fuck?”
“No, hooking up doesn’t mean we fucked. We just made out and dry humped
by Joseph mama 69 November 25, 2021
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rustea hook bag

To tea bag and rusty hook somone at the same time.
Jimmy: I cant belive mat is dead... How did it happened?
Mike: Luke rustea hook baged him and he choked to death
Jimmy: god damm that rustea hook bag that got charlie as well.
by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011
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A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".
by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 10, 2010
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off tha hook

by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.
Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
by Captain fuck. April 09, 2021
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