hit the package

doing some cocaine lines,

"You should come hit the package with us tonight!"

by dingaling November 5, 2007

Hit Machine

India's most loved superstar Akshay Kumar is known as Hit Machine .

He guarantee Kumar also.

I am here for hit machine.

by Gareeb Indian 4.0 August 6, 2019

Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011

Hit the couch

As in "to hit the couch", to be banished to the couch due to a lapse of memory or otherwise infuriating action that annoys one's partner.

Josh very nearly hit the couch when it took him a couple tries to get his anniversary date correct.

by Smiley7o9 March 26, 2010

schmith hit

to take an overly large puff on your cigar or cigart

"Look at this man, im gonna take a schmith hit"
*guy dies from tobbaco inhalation*

by Barndon A December 11, 2005

hit the gooch

to go home

Friend 1: "hey you wanna stay for one more round?"

Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."

by speeeeze January 26, 2011

verbally hit that

When someone with a boyfriend/girlfriend wants phone sex from someone not their boyfriend/girlfriend

Friend: I'm not even his girlfriend but he keeps talking dirty to me
Me: I would so verbally hit that

by Angela JR March 9, 2007