Douche Coupe: A person of such extremely lame character it's neither practical nor easy to handle- it's full on turbo sporting; a level of lameness that contrasts the utilitarian minivan of jerkoff (and even surpasses the douchiness of a giant lifted truck with those chrome testicles swinging from the bumper) with downright flamboyant, high-performance Ferrari-quality shortcomings.
Inspired partially by the classic oldie, "My little douche-coupe... You don't know what I got!"
Inspired partially by the classic oldie, "My little douche-coupe... You don't know what I got!"
by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015
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Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.
Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.
Examples of Douche Moccasins include:
$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.
ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.
Gators, worn for any reason
$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.
ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.
Gators, worn for any reason
by Bobotron March 24, 2010
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Dude, you should have worn your pink polo and popped the collar. Then one of those Douche Groupies in the corner would be all over you.
by skudrudder August 16, 2009
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2)A really Douchy Fag.
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by Darcs January 26, 2010
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taylor swift wins.
Kanye: Sorry Taylor I love you, but Beyonce had the best video of the decade.
...That's a douche bag in action right thur
taylor swift wins.
Kanye: Sorry Taylor I love you, but Beyonce had the best video of the decade.
...That's a douche bag in action right thur
by jenellefosho September 20, 2009
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