The Lieutenant Dan

To tie your partners ankles to their upper thighs in an attempt to make them a paraplegic. Them having sex with them.

How bout we do something different tonight baby? I'm thinking we try the lieutenant dan.

by swanny2008 March 22, 2010

Dan-holting

When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.

Karen was totally Dan-holting the situation.

by Banana75 May 30, 2022

Dan

A independent Girl who has been hurt many times.she is very loyal and will do anything for her friends.She will always be there for you no matter what.When you are not around them everything seems boring she will make you laugh woth her strong sense of humor.If you know a Dan consider yourself lucky and hang on to them.

"Dan is a very loyal friend"

by dantimber March 16, 2019

Dan

The big dog.

"Who are you?"
"The big dog"

That must be Dan.

by Thebigdog333 November 23, 2021

DAN

DAN = Dumb Ass N****r.

Jared is a nice guy really, but sometimes he can be such a DAN.

by Gershom247 May 25, 2023

dan

dan is a simp. if his name is dan, he is spotty, like very spotty, bald, taller than the empire state building, chubby and obsesses over drums which they cant even play, simps over any girl in a 10m radius and will grow up to be a beer dad who goes to the pub every night and will probably be a brick layer to be able to buy his microwave meals on sale in lidl for 50p and his 6 pack of budweiser. if these occur, youve found a typical daniel simp. he also has no personality and thinks wearing hawaiian shirts and bucket hats is indie and edgy and cant get his own bloody music taste. typically, simps like dan will do anything and say anything to get a girls attention. damn, daniel.

me: did you know dan, he brags ab drum playing and cant even dudum tsss. he should get a personality.
my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?

by dans a simp lol April 30, 2020

Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024