Pussy Day 

Celebrated on November 5th. it celebrates everything that the vagina has given us. Usually, a couple celebrates this day by having brutal sex.

John: dude, i can't wait until tomorrow!
Steve: why?
John: it's Pussy Day!
Steve: oh, i totally forgot! did you get her a present?
John: yeah, AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HER!

Pussy Day by dudedudedudedudeq November 6, 2010

dry day 

The worst kind of day. Its a day where shops wont sell you liquor.

"Hey man, we should go grab some beers"
"You can't, its a dry day today"

dry day by ssmetaknight November 15, 2011

International Jockstrap Day

May 1st is the day! Whether it be for exercising or just for everyday wear, Jockstrap day is a day to celebrate your adventurous side!

Person One - “did you know today’s international jockstrap day?”
Person Two - “Sure did, got mine on!”

International Jockstrap Day by Jonathan Brooklin April 18, 2019

Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on April 21, you come home from work and your girl welcomes you with a perfect fried steak, a prerolled Blunt and a Blowjob. It's an international celebrated day to honor the hard work men have to do every day.

Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day is the day, women get to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "

Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day by Friday1337 March 14, 2017

Discord Mod Day 

December the 10th is Discord Mod Day.
On this date all Discord Mods are allowed to ban all people for the entire day so that they can have a nice and relaxed 24 hours of freetime.

Man, Discord Mod Day is in a few days and I haven't decided who to ban yet.

Discord Mod Day by Feathergreen November 26, 2020

National send a booty pic day 

National send a booty pic day is held on june 20th..so send a booty pic to a friend or who ever

Its national send a booty pic day so send a booty pic

National send a booty pic day by Beanz_19 June 19, 2018

bitch day 

Falls on November 15th; a day for all women to celebrate their youth and naughtiness.

Bitch day is right around the corner, ladies!

bitch day by vioguevara15 November 4, 2013