felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.

The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.

by Poppy Doodle June 18, 2018

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Cuting

Cuting involves performing or not performing an act because the person in question is being weak, pathetic and unmanly.

Such behaviour resembles the behaviour of a typical little girl who cries over nothing.

Therefore, cuting can also be described as 'being a little girl'.

Joe was cuting when he threw up from drinking two pints.

by Milf Bog June 13, 2016

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