amongst the twos and fews

a person who is always broke

why does freddy never have any money? Because he is amongst the twos and fews.

by tuffpuff October 1, 2010

amongolus

Amogisjmm; ey u looking real sussy there!
Me: no u is sus
Mongis: Did u take my 19 dollar fortnight card?
Me: NOOOO I SWEAR I DIDN'T STEAL UR 19 DOLLAR FORTNIT CARD!11!+1**
mogo: ok prepare to perish
Me: nooooo

Mango: PREPARE TO DIE!!!!11
ME: *Cutely dies*
Meguel: I'm hrony

Let's play amongolus sussy fortniteballs chungus!!!11

by Xx_Mogus slayer_Xx May 6, 2021

amongst us

really fucking stupid way of saying among us

(these arent real people)
dave: hey bro have u heard of amongst us
john: are you on cocaine again
dave: no you fucking dumbass amongst us

by damaddude January 25, 2023

Bruh amongus sussy!!!111

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You: Bruh amongus sussy!!!111
Me: Finally, enough of the cock rating, time for the taste test.

Right, what do we have here?

A nice length and girth,

not too much fat on the side,
and just an immaculate cock to ball ratio.

Simple, rustic, and juicy cock.

Mmm, just exploding with flavor.

by Æï July 6, 2021

Amogus

Amogus is a meme based of the 2017 game Among Us. I don't have an example but I will put something there

Amogus

by CirrusDictionary March 9, 2021

Amogus

Something that is stuck in your head when you see something that looks JUST THE TINIEST BIT like the Among us crewmate. Also it happens when someone says SUS or SUSPICIOUS. You think of Amogus or Among us.

Person 1: Oh hey John that trashcan looks a little like Among us crewmate.

John: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMOGUS!!!!!!!! GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD PLEASEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO NOT THE CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: you are pretty suspicious John.

John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bored10yearolld March 22, 2021

Amogus

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

PLEASE STOP IT WITH THE AMOGUS MEMES

by Yourskoliosexualqueen September 25, 2021