Ronald McDonald Jizz

Your basic every day ketchup.

Oh, Oliver you totally got Ronald McDonald Jizz on your shirt, you fag stick.

by FunnyMexican June 06, 2010

Teriyaki Jizz Jerky

The act of ejaculating on a strip of teriyaki jerky and feeding it to your partner.

Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”

by BeefJerky42 May 12, 2023

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 08, 2014

Jizzed in my pants

what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.

when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

by bagelbailey June 08, 2009

jizz muffin game

a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.

"hey dood... wanna play the jizz muffin game?"
"no way man im no fag"

by the_muffin_man69 July 29, 2008

holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

by lolicakes September 29, 2010

Jizz in my pants

A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.

Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by A DUDE13545 April 01, 2009