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Glow Hoe

Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.

Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.

*WARNING

Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."

"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)

She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
by boomhauer850 January 22, 2013
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hoe wrangler

Noun:

1. A pimp's right hand man
2. One who gathers and then herds prostitutes back to the pimp lair.
3. One who assists with the game of another "player"
Up until he got a girlfriend, Mike was the best hoe wrangler around.
by deanergt July 17, 2006
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lip hoe

Juliette Lewis is a lip hoe... she kissed Eddie Murphy, and she's kissed 8 other guys since, none of whom she's dated.
by Blackwatch240 March 25, 2017
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Vista Hoe

A vista Hoe is a group of girls who inhabit vista ridge in a big population. Vista Hoe: a girl who will waste your time and mess around with a ton of different guys but never date any. They will also ruthlessly egg you on.
Jonny:"hey how are you an that chick going? Did u ask her out yet? ".

Will:"yeah I did but she said no because she said she had to think about it.. "
Jonny:"damnnn that's a vista hoe. "
by DonkeyFartBox December 12, 2017
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Hose hoe

A person who screws around with a lot of firemen.
Ken: “oh that Morgan is out with a new guy from station 10.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”
by Acfireman January 19, 2019
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hoodie hoe

A girl who keeps guys around during the winter. Said female will go to great lengths to keep said male wrapped around her finger so that she has access to hoodies/jackets seasonally.
"Dude, she's taken you're hoodie all week long. She's a total hoodie hoe!"
"I know man! But she's cute as hell."
by Casper Marie November 9, 2014
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Hoe of a bitch

Any person regarded as thoroughly mean or disagreeable.
Why is that hoe of a bitch here when I told her/him not to be here?
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 2, 2004
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