by Jumpfreak February 28, 2016
Get the Pocket Rapemug. When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.
The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.
by Forevorhung December 19, 2014
Get the Crotch pocketmug. by smokinmonkeybutts December 5, 2013
Get the pocket weedmug. Much like pocket sand, pocket LSD is a pocket based self defense system.
While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.
Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.
This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds
While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.
Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.
This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds
Chill dude: I was on the metro the other day and some guy pulled a knife on me.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.
by ya boy c dove February 8, 2013
Get the Pocket LSDmug. Lil Wayne's pockets used to be overstuffed like the comedian Bruce Bruce...
i.e. I get big bucks, pockets on Bruce Bruce (Bill Gates by Lil Wayne)
But his pockets have currently undergone an intense exercise routine under the supervision of his money...
i.e. Yeah, with a swag you would kill for,
Money too strong, pockets on bodybuilder.
(6 foot, 7 foot by Lil Wayne)
i.e. I get big bucks, pockets on Bruce Bruce (Bill Gates by Lil Wayne)
But his pockets have currently undergone an intense exercise routine under the supervision of his money...
i.e. Yeah, with a swag you would kill for,
Money too strong, pockets on bodybuilder.
(6 foot, 7 foot by Lil Wayne)
Man, Lil Wayne's pockets must be so fat after all the air time he's been getting on the radio lately.
No way man, his pockets have been working overtime, those pockets on bodybuilder.
No way man, his pockets have been working overtime, those pockets on bodybuilder.
by RyanMurphey4Life May 14, 2011
Get the Pockets on bodybuildermug. Staying tight within the groove
by alfalfajones January 18, 2012
Get the Play in the pocketmug. When you walk past a door knob/ handle/ banister railing, and your pocket gets caught on it, hence pulling you back suddenly, and making you look like a right tosser.
by VampireFriends January 17, 2009
Get the pocket trapmug.