Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.

Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

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Little Magic Man

Tiny but powerful dick

Lizzy- Robert's got a big one, but you can't go wrong with a little magic man.

by Chelo_is_a_groupie December 15, 2022

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jook man

drug dealer

damn i need to get into contact with my jook man

by turntstarfish January 17, 2015

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Man-nipples

Nipples on men. We don't know why they exist, the men are clearly not using them.

This is as full of meaning as man-nipples

by Starry "star" Nightstreak December 2, 2015

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Man Up

Mastering Accentuated Negativity Under Pressure

P1: Hey, why are you acting all emotional and sad

P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me annual raise

P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?

P2: yeah!

P1: Well, then MAN UP! Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!

P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!

by Liqr1 August 14, 2021

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