dick measuring contest

A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.
At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.
by adam phillips November 8, 2008
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thick dick wolf

A gentlemen who is shy and timid, but has a dick that can bite. The bitches love their wild cock size. The most famous tdw is named Eric. His second in command is Colin and Danny
by Gingiesinner April 14, 2014
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Fat Dick Spirit

To have "Fat Dick Spirit" is to have Big Dick Energy, only it's far better. You can receive no higher honor than someone describing you as having Fat Dick Spirit.
- "YO!! Look at that dude he has such a Fat Dick Spirit! He doesn't give a fuck."
- "Woah you're right i wish my dick spirit was that fat..."
- "Yeah man, you can tell he's a baller."
by 69MeatMyBeat69 November 22, 2019
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rino dick

A person or persons who acts like the dick of a rino

Or my dick
Your such a rino dick!!!!

ex 2. My dick is a rino's dick
by jo jo jo August 1, 2006
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unicorn rainbow dick

person 1:wow did you see that giant unicorn rainbow dick.

person 2: yeah it was fucking huge
by DLAB09 August 20, 2011
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one dick lick

when a girl licks your genitals starting from the balls to the tip of the dick making you blow your load with only one lick
dude that chick i was with last night was fucking amazing she made me a one dick lick
by sideways-smile July 11, 2011
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Tricky Dick Dawson

The greatest ever host of the Family Feud. He is known for feeling up contestants, kissing all the women, and generally being inappropriate.
Yo, fuck Steve Harvey. That guy is no Dick Dawson!

Hey, Frank, why are you dressed as a weird guy from the 70's for Halloween?

You dumb fuck! I'm tricky Dick Dawson. Where's your wife?
by fencecat42 December 16, 2010
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