i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

what should i write in the search bar

imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.

Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 3, 2023

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

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Once in a lifetime…
For a blessed few…
To feel love like this…
Lucky I am…
To feel this love for you!!!

Days, months, and even years…
My love for you…
Is always here!!!!

Dreaming of the days…
In your arms I make my way…
And forever and ever…
Here I stay ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 5, 2024

i am not perfect

BITCH YOU ARE!!

You: I am not perfect..

Me: nah you are

by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

i dunno wut to put here

i dunno what to put here

i dunno wut to put here
bro ik i dunno either

by xxmeowmeow June 6, 2019