shaving your guac

1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.

Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!

by BLB@rodeos September 17, 2021

I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

A TikTok copypasta that usually appears in the comments of an unnerving, distressing, or scary video. Users may comment this when feeling uncomfortable or uneasy watching the video.

*scary video pops up on FYP*
@xoxo.cacagirl: I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission.

by yearof2024 March 23, 2024

call your auntie to dinner

Something you should always do right away. Comes from olden-times when families all lived together. Typically the auntie was the most upset if not called to dinner.

"Man I gotta call in to work & check my schedule."

"Yeah better call your auntie to dinner!"

by notjohnstamos March 7, 2014

Your mom

An expression or exclamation of someone’s mother.

Billy: do we have the test tomorrow?

Joe: yes

Billy: ok I’m going to study, will you?

Joe: nah

Billy: then what are you going to do?

Joe: your mom ;)

by ShadowOmega April 13, 2022

Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

your mom

a word or phrase that is used to insult I guess

your mom is so fat when she goes out in high heels, she went back home with flip flops

by ImFlatLikeAMat November 10, 2021