touch

fight in a nice, cute, flirtatious way

We touch all the time bro, I'm pretty sure she likes me.

by sheemeweemie July 4, 2011

touche

A person who is both a tool and a douche.

I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.

by 57 Varieties May 1, 2011

touchhole

1) a person who could care less about others, thinks he/she is the center of the universe and its okay for them to do somethin but when someone does the exact same thing to them, they start whinin like a bunch of little f--kin p---ies

2) in general, an extremely annoyin person who no one likes

Bob: Yo i couldnt study last nite
Jack: why the hell not
Bob: cause my roommate kept playin this dumb ass video game all nite
Jack: what a f--kin touchhole

by killshooter November 17, 2006

I'll be in touch

Used at the end of a date (particularly prevalent in internet dating circles)

"I'm not into you, you will never see me again, forget me and make other plans"

"Great to meet you. I'll be in touch"

by Fi in the uk October 30, 2007

touchebag

Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."

Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.

by rexnom November 1, 2009

It didn't touch the sides

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

by CalSouth March 11, 2015

touche

Used in Tom n Jerry once when they were fencing

Touche a la pussy cat

by JRiggs August 28, 2005