A Brittany Van Pelt is the most intoxicatingly and beautiful woman this earth or myself has ever seen. She moves me and has the amazing ability to make me feel and love like no one else ever has. She is my world, my wife and my everything
by VP007 April 1, 2024
Get the Brittany Van Peltmug. A Vietnamese GigaChad but has a bigger dong than the planet and is the sexiest man alive. He fucks any hot girl and prays to Buddha. The Smartest alpha Male Ever. If you're reading this, get better, I'm the best at Valorant.
by Communism Buddha November 24, 2021
Get the Jordan Quoc Vanmug. by maxwellEQ December 5, 2016
Get the Van Baalmug. Verb - To sleep for a inappropriate, borderline self-destructive, length of time; to pull a Rip Van Winkle
"Hey Bro, how was your weekend?"
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."
by Jimmy Chopsticks October 3, 2022
Get the Rip Van Winklin'mug. The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly
by Grugmoment1999 January 16, 2020
Get the 1962 Van Euhton contraptionmug. by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020
Get the Dick Van Dykemug. Brittany Van Pelt is something so beautiful and perfect that there are no words to describe it and her amazing love❤️
by VP007 February 3, 2024
Get the Brittany Van Peltmug.