Salty

A term in the military, particularly the United States Marine Corps that generally describes a Marine who gives ZERO shits about anything and/or close to ending their military service.

Boot Cpl: Hey Lcpl Shmuck, Ssgt needs you for a working party.

Salty Lcpl: Fuck you, go do it yourself you POG ass boot.

Boot Corporal: Aye Aye Lcpl.

Salty Lcpl: "Puts on shades and drives off into distance"

by Beyond_Solace108 March 25, 2017

salty gobstopper

Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob

My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.

by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023

sally the salty

Sally is salty.

Sally the salty is salty as salt.

by dedre September 8, 2020

Salty-kun

Doggie, or as people say puppy.

Salty-kun is such a cute widdle puppy OwO

by Deor November 8, 2020

Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.

"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025

Salty Playground

A bunch of bitter bitches that can’t get along on the playground (game)!

So much salt on the playground! What is your salt level? Find out on the Salty Playground.

by Salty Host November 26, 2018

Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024