Describes the situation in which one is about to throw some shit away then imagines a kid in Africa in a predicament of exaggerated poverty: dirt huts and all, causing said person to think twice about throwing that shit away.
Guy 1 stares at his somewhat empty plate of food. He’s full. The amount of food that’s left isn’t really enough to justify saving it for later, but it’s still enough for one to consider continue finishing it.
Guy 1 just decides to get up from the dinner table and throw it away. As he walks over to the trash can and opens it, he pauses. Guy 2 notices.
Guy 2: “You good?”
Guy 1: “Just.. feeling that first world guilt”
Guy 2: “Dude you’re a bitch.”
Guy 1 just decides to get up from the dinner table and throw it away. As he walks over to the trash can and opens it, he pauses. Guy 2 notices.
Guy 2: “You good?”
Guy 1: “Just.. feeling that first world guilt”
Guy 2: “Dude you’re a bitch.”
by kfalcon June 26, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025
Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.
by Fsi slander May 21, 2024
My sesqui-first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Donald J. Trump’s first term in office, from 2017 to 2021. A four-year fever dream where white supremacy found new confidence, cultural divisions became dinner table landmines, and facts were replaced with vibes. Notable moments include COVID chaos, bro-ing out with Putin, and the Doha Agreement—an underhanded gift to the Taliban followed by an Olympic-level blame game tossed at Biden and Harris.
In the First AmeriReich, Trump ran the country like a corrupt candy store owner—hoarding all the candy, eating half of it, throwing the wrappers on the floor, not sharing with anyone, losing profits, and blaming it all on the cashier.
by Jayley Weathers April 05, 2025