The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.
My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.
by Havealotofbalz May 10, 2016
A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably
“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”
by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021
The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
by Teleflux September 12, 2021
A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
by TheMindsI February 27, 2011
Typically, 2 or more people will say the same word, phrase, sentence, etc. and then proceed to say "jinx" and count from 1 to 10. To save time, you can say "jinx california" because they already have 10 letters. The rules in regular jinx still apply here. Just that you can add "california" to the end of jinx to beat the person you've said the same word, phrase, sentence, etc. with.
by Peacherino December 29, 2021
While giving head, pretend to swallow his nut then go in for a kiss and spit the cum into his mouth.
Amy found out Chris was cheating on her so she gave him a California Shotgun and he spent the rest of the day throwing up his own baby gravy.
by shadythespaceman February 28, 2021
A California Silly is when you shit, piss, and cum in a bucket and dump it on someone like The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
by CaliBoyz April 13, 2023