n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
by Kimuendo Entendre December 23, 2023

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.
by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021

by haveacheekyspoons July 29, 2017

A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies
Scooping their hearts out with lies
“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”
by SoRosy January 22, 2021

(verb.) hyper focusing on a task to an autistic degree. This is often seen when using the Animedoro technique for multiple hours for multiple days/weeks for a single task such as studying for an exam or certification.
Friend: "Hey. I haven't seen much of you lately outside of class the past week. What's up?"
You: "Hey. I've been tapping spoons studying for this certification. I'll be finished this Friday."
You: "Hey. I've been tapping spoons studying for this certification. I'll be finished this Friday."
by A Common Guy January 17, 2025

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."
Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."
Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009

by th3greekgod May 7, 2021
