The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022
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by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022
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This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
by Calicousin November 22, 2022
Get the California cousin spit roast mug.Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.
-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man
by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023
Get the small cakes roasting mug.To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.
"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."
"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."
"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."
by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue July 18, 2024
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by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024
Get the Dionysian Spit Roast mug.An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
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