My seat

Sheldon's spot is the position on the couch he has claimed as his own, putting it in a "state of eternal dibs". Sheldon has described his spot as the "single point of consistency" in an ever changing world. Sheldon has said that if his life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, his spot, when he first sat on it, would be "0,0,0,0" ( The Cushion Saturation ).

That's my seat

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

MY STEPMOM

A PERSON THAT YOU CAN FUCK ON A PORNO AKA KYLIE

MY STEPMOM IS A WHORE

by Fuckface1283901 December 2, 2019

My face

The reason why I'm single

My face IS so UGLY

by KdbeuzhskUba jj sy December 15, 2019

My Life

A fucking joke .

Wow My life sucks

by I need help thankyou May 29, 2019

my duck

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”

“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”

by Grim_001 June 13, 2020

my dash

A term used to describe how fast you driven with your car.

Haha your so slow my dash is 140

by TSullyTyler February 17, 2018

My life

A complete joke that I have considered to be a horrible mess so I decide to make jokes about it

Friend:Hey your really funny
Me:No I’m just really sad because my life is a complete joke

by Bitches love long words May 12, 2018