Dan the can

Used to define the most kawaiiest person alive.

Dan the can

by Dan the can December 22, 2023

Dan Bussell

Dan Bussell is a total 1D spiv who can't handle the bantz

Dan Bussells' going out to avoid the bantz

by sexmachine96 December 31, 2012

Dirty Dan

A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up

“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”

“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan

by eater_of_ass May 18, 2022

Dan

An absolute Twat who’s never on his fookin phone and doesn’t ever reply to anyone when they are trying to set something up

He never answers his phone.
What a Dan.

by The huuuge Cheese May 30, 2021

coppa dan is the man

Used in sarcasm to define small town police officers

Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine

Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man

by Tobeamilfistoliveaneasylife October 21, 2020

Dan the man

A man in a ocean full of women who swims like a fish

Dan: hola

Surf instructor: open ur ass

Dan the man open to all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025

Two can dan

An inmate who smuggles 2 cans of chewing tobacco up his rectum at a time

Eewww, don’t put that in your mouth, it came from two can Dan.

by A1fromdayone November 9, 2025