fat retard

Big moron, large and not very bright.

"She's a fat retard"

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

Rectangle Fat

Where a person looks skinny from the front and back, but not from the sides.

Person 1: Man Jane is rectangle fat.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I didn't see her from her side.

by Addicted to Emotes July 26, 2009

fat chalked

when someone screws you over.

me-dude, jenni totally just left me at the club by myself...
stranger- she so just fat chalked you!

by far-real April 9, 2010

Fat Susie

when a guy phornicates with a females fat folds or double chin

"Dude i totally gave her a fat susie!"

by Cerberusx September 3, 2009

Fat Hobo

A homeless person, bum, living on streets, while also really fat.

Fat Hobo: Hey, can you spare some change.
Person: No, look how fat you are. How do you even afford to eat so much. You fat hobo.

by IIMikII January 8, 2011

Fat Dive

1) When someone stands on something, it breaks because of their weight, and they fall (dive) to the ground.

- This applies even if they are extremely light. As long as it breaks and they fall!

2) A place where only fat people hangout. Like a club, but BIGGER.

"I told you not to stand on that bridge! You're too big for it!"

"Dude, little Billy just took a fat dive when tried to showoff on the park's old swing!"

"I'm in the mood for some BIG love.. Let's checkout who's at the fat dive"

by What_The_deFine May 11, 2010

Fat Stress

The stress that is put on the heart when someone is morbidly obese. This is usually caused, because the person eats at McDonalds every day.

Fuck I have so much fat stress on my heart. x.x
NOOO IMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS FAT STRESS FML
I would never get fat stress unless I was paid to eat a heart attack.

by funeral wolf April 25, 2009