Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.

Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there

by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020

Country

Not the same as suburban. Suburban is not everything that is not the city, suburban is the area around a city that is not urban or country.

Depending on what coffee table books you read, neighborhoods in upper Manhattan are suburban since they are not around midtown or downtown (and mostly residential/bedroom neighborhoods), and someone who wanted to talk shot about somebody's neighborhood or put it down could mention it, though you would think the way someone from the neighborhood describes their own neighborhood is accurate enough, without reading statistics about their neighborhood or going by a coffee table book. The same is true for many areas in many cities, a little bit of knowing what you're talking about is better than reading a book or what you think you know about something or someone. The country is not the suburbs and people who grew up somewhere that was not suburban at the time they grew up don't tend to have suburban values.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019

country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down

On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.

by confederationnn November 2, 2014

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023

Welcome to country

When an Abbo gives someone a proper "g’day" by bashing them up, stealing their shit, or screaming like a feral banshee. It’s their twisted way of rolling out the red carpet. Break-ins, bashings, or a loud-arse yell-fest, all in the name of "culture."

Saw those blokes pull a Welcome to Country last night, fists, yells, and not a brain cell between ‘em!

by ScxllyYT March 9, 2025

Country IT

A results driven approach to delivering technology solutions attained via the power of an individuals spirit and often through nontraditional means.

When a culture is established with no limitations the impossible can become possible through a Country IT approach, and it's amazing what can be accomplished.

by theshanemc November 17, 2020

Country Humans

A internet thing where drawn humans with a flag on their face act gay AF.

Person 1: I like Country Humans
Person 2: no

by saying daddy is gay October 6, 2021