1: Shoving a can or bottle of Mountain Dew up your butt because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
2: The giant poop you take after drinking too much Mountain Dew because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
2: The giant poop you take after drinking too much Mountain Dew because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
1: Person 1: That guy is such a tool.
Person 2: We should give him a Mountain
Dewdoo.
2: Person 1: She is such a tool.
Person 2: Yeah I hope she takes a Mountain Dewdoo from all that Mountain Dew she has been drinking.
Person 2: We should give him a Mountain
Dewdoo.
2: Person 1: She is such a tool.
Person 2: Yeah I hope she takes a Mountain Dewdoo from all that Mountain Dew she has been drinking.
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