Miss Laptop

When a guy spends alot of time on his laptop his girlfriend/wife may get jealous, and call it miss laptop, which derives from the word lap dancer.

your wife/gf may see you spending alot of time on your laptop and say" ooh look at you playing with miss laptop" in a jealous unfriendly manner.

by Snarly June 28, 2010

Miss Bratty Mind

A girl who is a spoiled brat

She wears too many pink and fancy clothes and thinks she is better than everyone

Boy: Hey! Miss Bratty Mind!
Spoiled brat: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME MISS BRATTY MIND
Boy: becuz ur a spoiled brat

Spoiled brat: SHUT UP BITCHH!! I'M THE BEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL!!🤬🤬🤬

by Princess Karen January 17, 2022

Swiss Miss

Avoiding and dodging conflict left and right, intentionally "missing" out on potential drama.

"Hey bro, who did you vote last November?"
"Swiss Miss."
"Huh? The fuck's that mean?"

by Swiss Miss Jazzster May 25, 2021

Miss Chong

A teacher with is very informative good at extremely cool. She may be harsh at times but she always means well.

Noat: Who's that teacher she seems nice!
Joel: Oh she is! That's Miss Chong

by Joelelellee February 14, 2019

miss fairweather

Crazy old hag that smokes at least 20 packs a day. Small annoying and will die of cancer one day

Boy: stop smoking

Girl:never

Boy: ur such a miss fairweather

by The big lad February 11, 2017

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

Miss Granger

Hermione Granger is the cleverest witch of her age. She is at the top of her class. Hermione Granger is a fictional character made by J.K Rowling. Hermione is beautiful, kind, and clever. Her best friends are Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. Hermione is married to Ron and they had two children, Rose and Hugo. Hermione is sometimes referred to as "Miss Granger" by the teachers.

Professor Snape - "Miss Granger, don't you just take the delight in being an insufferable KNOW-IT-ALL. 10 points from Gryffindor..."

Ron - "Hermione, you have to be out of your mind!!"

Hermione is played by - Emma Watson

by Madkhat08 October 14, 2020