Long time no shag

What you say to someone with whom you have had one or more previous sexual encounters. Primarily used to

1. Announce sexual prowess and coolness to the general public.
2. Display lack of shame.
3. Humiliate the person to whom the comment is directed, automatically making you the winner and czar of all things excellent.
Ethan: Yo Melissa! Long time no shag, eh?
Melissa: Go fuck yourself Ethan.
by puertorican120 June 29, 2011
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Long Undershirt Syndrome

When the sleeves from your undershirt surpass your over-shirt.
This usually causes flaring out of the sleeves, making you look like a fool.
Guy 1: Did you guys see JC's Long Undershirt Syndrome? today?

Guy 2: It made me want to throw up.
by motherbird May 18, 2009
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Long dong kong

A hairy strong man with a big penis.
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong
"Aly is such a stud , He is a Long Dong Kong."

"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"
by Long dong kong March 31, 2017
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long ting gash

The state of something being potentially too long a process, outweighing the perceived achievement that might come with it

Warning: Do not utter such words as these in front of real gangsters, they will feel ridiculed at the mocking use of their language and may even weep
Billy: Hey Philip, do you want to catch a bus to heathrow to play on one of the arcade machines that they have out in the airport?

Philip: LONG TING GASH. and you're a dickhead as well for suggesting something like that, nah mate, I'm on a tenfold bash anyway. jus long ting gash

Billy: my bad
by Willis McGee July 21, 2006
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Long Island Redneck

A racially ignorant idiot, who has no experience with black people or any minority in America. Usually people believe rednecks are only found down south, but a redneck is technically someone who has no experience with anyone who is not them
by Thepussymaster March 21, 2017
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Long dong silver

When you put your penis in between to fish fillets and she sucks it then uses the cum for tartar sauce
She loved the long dong silver
by III TTT June 20, 2020
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Long term single

A guy who's gonna be single for a long time.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2018
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