jake landry

Jake landry is a funny guy with most likely lots of money. A jake landry will find a way to make sure everyone around him stays happy and okay, they won’t leave their friends behind even if they hurt him, leaving him very depressed often
I love that jake landry guy, he always lends me money when I’m in need.
by ScoopyPants February 17, 2021
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Jake Patchel

A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob
Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob
by not johnson February 20, 2020
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Jake O

Jake is literally the best person you could ever hope to meet, he’s the funniest, nicest, cutest, most adorable, smartest, honest(est?), talented (did I say cute already?) bestest boyo in the world. He’s always up for late night talks even if they get s u p e r TMI, there is nothing he won’t talk about. Not only is he the best boyfriend but also the most encouraging and supportive friend, not to mention a

m a s s i v e c o c k .

once you meet him you literally can’t live without him.
Guy 1: Who’s that cute guy over there?? he’s SUPER nice!!
Guy 2: Oh that must be Jake O
Guy 1: I’m definitely asking him out!
by BiTæ April 20, 2021
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Jake Baldwin

A Rich Bitch who doesn't know nothing. He owns an expensive boat but calls himself redneck. Buys a lifted tahoe but doesn't mud in it.
Jake Baldwin, what an idiot.
by Witchgirl01 December 05, 2018
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the Jake feeling

Knowing when you're right based on statistical facts, but Joey insisting that he is still right.
the Jake feeling is maddening.
by theJakefeeling November 28, 2011
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jake pickering

Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair
Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing
by MrMargarine6911 March 26, 2018
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Jake Economou

Jake Economou is an individual who is on the larger scale in comparison to the average human. Jake Economou's usually enjoy eating lots of food and are quite obese. Usually Jake can be witnessed doing sports such as discuss, shotput, and even eating competitions.
Woah that guy's so fucking fat his name must be Jake Economou
by Mia Economou September 04, 2022
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