bad samaritan

A protagonist of a story made by Pastor Titus Diamondhook that was mentoned in the first episode of a show called "G" is for Jesus

Titus Diamondhook: "And the story goes the traveler is robbed and beaten and left to die on the side of the road, now a priest walks by the traveler, but he keeps walking, he leaves him to die and then a second holy man walks and then he looks at the traveler, but then he keeps walking, he leaves him to die, now a third man, a samaritan walks to the traveler...and he beats him, he punches him, he kicks him, he pushes him into the dirt..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"

by Summon Tufak August 19, 2021

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bad boogie

awful - any undesirable situation - especially one with an unpleasant sensory component

That cesspool's smell was bad boogie

by JDI2 September 30, 2005

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bad Cinderella

A really bad musical.

Have you heard or bad Cinderella?

Yeah, isn't it shit?

Absolutely.

by AnAntDrinkingKoolaid March 23, 2023

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bad fits

When someone's outfit is bad

Damn bro, what you wearin, that's bad fits

by Str8outtaBronxB December 15, 2017

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Bad bunny

It's an endemic species (i.e. species that is located only in a confined area/region) of disease carrying bunnies located only in Latin America (excluding Brazil), USA and Spain. No other country has reported any sighting of this bunny species.

His reach is so limited, he's like a bad bunny

by La Tortura May 3, 2023

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