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NO HOMO IS LITERALLY SAYING “I’m gay but don’t tell anyone”. Usually acts as an escape clause when you want to out yourself but you're not yet ready to say it upfront
My best friend told me that they want to marry me and my gay ass said "sure, no homo." to not make things awkward between us.
by milamilady16 April 2, 2021
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HOMO SALAD

When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.
A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.
by Garbage Unit January 5, 2023
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Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.
Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.
by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025
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Hydro Homo

An aquatic variant of the common homosexual (Gaytrata Gayensis).
My son was being attacked by a hydro homo. Naturally, I helped him.

I'm talking about the hydro homo.
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Homo (Homosexual)

homo (homosexual) people are 10,000,000,000 times better than all y'all heteros (heterosexuals). if you didn't know, heterosexual is straight.
hi. i am a Homo (Homosexual) person. i am better than y'all.
by Bisexual and bitchy. November 16, 2021
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Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.
Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”
by Sarsaparilla Titty Fuck June 9, 2022
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