a female, typically blonde, who lacks brain cells. the signs of DBS usually come clear in teenage years. DBS has no cure so far and the chances is low that there will ever be one. one can only truly understand it if they have it.
a person suffering with DBS will
* be confused
*vocabulary will be limited and often results to "fuck this fucking fuck"
*make bad decisions and then have a meltdown about it later
*does peace sign a lot after saying a sentence or just out of the middle of know where
*does not do class work ever ever ever
*is really repatative repetitive
*never does assignments and plays coolmathgames instead
*doesnt know what many words mean
*speak their mind often
*are dramatic and over exaggerate
*are dumb
there is no cure yet for Dumb Bitch Syndrome but in rare cases people can grow out of it although there will forever be a little inside of you
a person suffering with DBS will
* be confused
*vocabulary will be limited and often results to "fuck this fucking fuck"
*make bad decisions and then have a meltdown about it later
*does peace sign a lot after saying a sentence or just out of the middle of know where
*does not do class work ever ever ever
*is really repatative repetitive
*never does assignments and plays coolmathgames instead
*doesnt know what many words mean
*speak their mind often
*are dramatic and over exaggerate
*are dumb
there is no cure yet for Dumb Bitch Syndrome but in rare cases people can grow out of it although there will forever be a little inside of you
good girl; supposedly he died
girl suffering from DBS; what's supposedly
friend; how can you not know that
girl suffering from DBS; I have fucken Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS) m8
girl suffering from DBS; what's supposedly
friend; how can you not know that
girl suffering from DBS; I have fucken Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS) m8
by skettyassbitches August 28, 2019
A person that will do almost anything just because one of his or her "friends" dares, or tells them to.
Hey bro, I dare you to punch the wall as hard as you can!
OK! (breaks hand)
Bro you're a peer pressure dumb-ass!
OK! (breaks hand)
Bro you're a peer pressure dumb-ass!
by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017
Dumb Bitches who go on urban dictionary and keep trying to add their own name, and the names of their dumb dickhead friends as definitions, followed by the name of a girl they hate, and finally what appears to be the names of their future baby daddies, whom they also appear to hate, but seemingly plan to trap into a relationship with a baby.
Example definitions from said Dumb Bitches:
Lasheequa
A really kind girl who is always there for her friends and is pretty and cares a lot for Monique and thinks Tyrone is so handsome who she saved from Teneesha.
Teneesha
A cold bitch who hates on everyone and has no friends because she never sticks around and is always trying to steal your man.
Tyrone
A really handsome guy who is always there for Lasheequa he gets in a temper sometimes and can be scary but really he has a caring heart.
Example definitions from said Dumb Bitches:
Lasheequa
A really kind girl who is always there for her friends and is pretty and cares a lot for Monique and thinks Tyrone is so handsome who she saved from Teneesha.
Teneesha
A cold bitch who hates on everyone and has no friends because she never sticks around and is always trying to steal your man.
Tyrone
A really handsome guy who is always there for Lasheequa he gets in a temper sometimes and can be scary but really he has a caring heart.
"I'm trying to enjoy voting for new terms on Urban Dictionary but there are so many definitions by Dumb Urban Dictionary Bitches that the experience is rather infuriating."
by ExpertContributor September 16, 2018
man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb
by Mattias the real one October 07, 2021
by sean & will May 01, 2005
sarah has dumb bitch itis
by alyssa wrote this bitch<3 August 02, 2020
(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.
Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!
Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!
Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!
by Master Exploder 69 April 17, 2009