douche bags

An Item that a woman uses to clean out her vaginia

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Douche Lord

Ruler of all that is douchey; a.k.a the male race

Wow. He hasn't called me back. What a douche lord.

by melcourt August 25, 2010

flaming douche

the act of being a douche and pissing off everyone by telling them what to do

Kaan was a flaming douche when he got pissy and butt raped me on thursday

by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003

Douche nugget

someone who is a total ahole and doesnt seem to realize it

1.Nobody likes corey because he is a Douche nugget

or

2.Dude why are you being such a Douche nugget?

by mikey and brent October 21, 2008

Douche Groupie

1.A girl who often exhibits overtly female douche-y tendencies thus leading them to sleep with douchebags.

2.Girls who define themselves through douche-like behavior and interaction with douchebags.

Dude, you should have worn your pink polo and popped the collar. Then one of those Douche Groupies in the corner would be all over you.

by skudrudder August 16, 2009

douche whistle

someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.

Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!

by The Real Kobra Kommander December 16, 2008

douche stain

Variant of "douche bag", which is utterly played out. A douche stain is the gooey liquid spot left over on one's panties after a thorough douche. Therefore,if one is a douche stain they are a constant reminder of what a fucking moron they are.

"Look, that guy has one of those hanging ball sacs on the back of his truck."

"What a fucking douche stain."

by ArtemisTheThird March 24, 2009