Clapped

Very intoxicated; heavily drunk or under the influence of marijuana

Bro did you see Sara last night? She was so clapped.

by mr. fuck everyone September 12, 2020

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Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.

HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?

by #1 Monkey Clapper April 23, 2024

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One Clap Tapper

A female that can't take dick. Hence the term. She takes one clap then taps out.

Nigga 1: Aye nigga I heard you fucked around with Tasha

Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!

by Jedi378 December 03, 2015

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The Clap Back

The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.

This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".

I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!

by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 18, 2021

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Clapped Cuck

Someone who is both ugly and disliked, generally used as an insult directed at anyone not exclusive to people who are ugly and like witnessing their significant other have coitus.

"Jason didn't do his slides on the presentation"
"Ugh he's such a clapped cuck"

by ToughMurph March 26, 2018

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