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Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!
by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
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Smoke-G

An internet term, coined mainly in the FlashIndustries community, for "handicapped fucktard".
Man: Oh my god... what is that?!
Woman: Looks like a Smoke-G.
Man: Oh Christ... shoot it.
by Rofl-es-Rofl July 3, 2007
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smoke and mirrors meeting

when you work for a corporation that has contract meetings with you every year in December to "negotiate" your contract for the following year, but it's just a meeting in which the manager attempts to confuse you with lofty, rarely attainable preditions on how your offices business will grow 20%-30%, and how you will make "X" amount of dollars on your bonus when that happens. What you actually get at the end of the year is rarely what they said you would get, and if you do happen to get your bonus that year, they will make SURE you don't get it the following year!
the manager used smoke and mirros to try and trick me in to thinking i was going to get my bonus next year....but i saw right thru his bullshit!
by chris gum February 23, 2004
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Smoked Sausage

When one farts on his or her partner during anal intercourse.
Never eat too much chorizo. Sally ended up giving Carlos a Smoked Sausage last night when he fucked her in the ass.
by KelliCocoa December 24, 2019
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420 Smoke It

420 Smoke It defines a person telling another person to smoke marijuana.
"Hey nigga, let's 420 smoke it","Damn i guess it's time to 420 smoke it"
by Hriski October 4, 2016
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Smoking Penis

a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies
bro you're literally smoking penis rn
by carpetmuncher23 March 7, 2023
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Half Smoked Cuban

A lonely stool left unflushed in a toilet much to the surprise of the next user
"Steer clear of trap number three, someone's left a half smoked cuban in there"
by Fidel Castro's sister March 6, 2009
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