stilly dan

Steam powered dildo

Jillian used a stilly dan on herself

by aggat1 November 29, 2016

The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space

Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024

Dan

A man with 42 b*tches that's always playing games.

Dan: Send me some t*tties

by YouOweMeNewTiddies February 16, 2024

Danger dan

A green man who doesn't let you out of the wardrobe. a red surburnt bastard is trapped in there

Hey danger dan wanna commit 9/11

by he he haw February 26, 2022

Dan

The most unlikely to recognize that he is a liberal.

Dan: I am not a liberal.
Everyone else: You definetly are.

by Jeptha June 16, 2018

Dan Michelow

Dan Michelow the sexiest Man alive and has a medium sized dick not even..... But is soul mates with Yael

Omg Dan Michelow you sexy

by Gaiiiiboiiiiii69 April 8, 2021

Dan Petcash Syndrome

Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.

Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)

Bro 2: Totally dude

Dan Petcash: TURK

by Doctor Shmigoo January 14, 2020