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YouTube-al Ligation

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.
I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!
by dearthyvader April 13, 2010
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Blazey The YouTuber

Blazey is the name of the greatest youtube channel of all time it's very MASSIVE and HUGE full of quality content and I bet the owner has a huge cock.
His greatest rival is The Bitch Machine
Person1: Man Blazey the youtuber sure is a great.
Person2: Yeah, The Bitch Machine is a bitch.
by Not Blazey March 8, 2022
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YouTube Analytics

YouTube Analytics lets you see more specific data about your channels, assets, and audience. You can see how well one of your uploaded videos is doing well comparing to your others weather its averaging higher/lower in views.
Wow I thought my channel was going to do well but YouTube Analytics showed that no one is watching my videos! Time to quit!
by anonymous November 4, 2021
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youtube

fuck you mom videos
hey do u know youtube
oh yes that fucking sex videos
by bxhndrytfhg February 15, 2023
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Hop on YouTube

This phrase refers to when you and your friend are bored and decide to binge watch some YouTube videos, often times the same video.
Person 1: I'm bored as fuck, dude.
Person 2: Wanna hop on YouTube?
Person 1: Yeah why not.
by JackAttack1U November 15, 2024
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YouTube

YouTube is the best, OMG!!
by j shd shdfkkfdgksd gf October 28, 2019
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pulling a YouTube

1. When a person keeps on changing the rules and forgets the old ones or updates their own/other people's rules because they can't seem to follow them or follow them correctly.

2. When you do something that other's don't want you to, like, it's literally never encouraged, but you do it anyway.
1. person one: *plays tag* *changes the rules* *forgets the old rules* *changes them again*
person two: *whispers* "The fuck is he doing?"

person three: "He's just pulling a YouTube, again."

2. person one: "Hey, do you guys dare me to climb the fence?"

Everyone (or at least two people): "No."
person one: "I'm going to do it anyway, guys."
person two: "There's literally security cameras everywhere and there's guards at the fence."
person one: *climbs fence anyway*
Everyone: "WHAT THE FUCK!"
by It_Can_Not December 26, 2019
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